Free2bMommy

Angry Bird Halloween!

2011-11-01T17:27:00.004-05:00

Happy Halloween!! I made both costumes. I did have instructions for the jelly fish, but not the Angry Bird. Both were a hit while trick or treating this year!

--My Angry Bird and blue jellyfish!

Ever put down a book and not be able to find it?

2011-07-26T22:38:00.005-05:00

I started to read Dean Koontz Relentless and got up to pick up a bit before bed. Now I comeback to the bed and start to get cozy again only to find that I have no idea where I put the book down at! Grrrr!!! How does a book get up and walk away?! Now how can a frustrated me, get to sleep???!!!

No direction, no motivation for blogging.

2011-07-26T15:49:00.004-05:00

Blogging has taken such a backseat to my life lately (because my life is rock star quality..haha!) I have very much become of the idea that if you are enjoying your life so much, why are you online? This also applies to people who constantly post on Facebook about new things they just bought, how expensive something was, or how wonderful their party life is. Dude, just live it already.

NOT at all saying that bloggers have no life. I personally, just have started to value my time even more so that I feel moments spent on the computer putting a post together or editing photos, is time away from my 2 and 9 year old's...not to mention my amazing family and friends.

I have deperately looked to find ways to share in smaller less editing ways. Which is why my posts get smaller and smaller. I still love blogging, but am trying to make it even less invasive and more about really sharing.----yes, I know im having a moment here.

--Dee

Devine dishes...I am going to take on!

2011-07-22T22:50:00.004-05:00

Not my photo! I wish! This is the photo from the Cookies and Cups blog that I adore! I would love to see if my picks come out as yummy!

Recipe: Icebox Peach Pie
Summary: A simple, elegant, and delicious icebox peach pie.

Ingredients

* 2 graham cracker pie crusts
* 1 8-ounce frozen whipped topping, thawed
* 1 14-ounce sweetened condensed milk
* 2 28-ounce sliced peaches, drained

Instructions

1. Stir together whipped topping, condensed milk, and peaches.
2. Divide between two pie crusts.
3. Freeze for at least 8 hours.
4. Remove from freezer about 3 minutes before ready to serve.

Preparation time: 5 minute(s)

Cooking time: 0 minute(s)
Number of servings (yield): 12

I will let you know how it turns out soon! Thanks to Cookies and Cups blog for the recipe and the amazing inspiration!

The coupon whisper!! haha!

2011-07-20T00:42:00.002-05:00

For fun since I don't feel like typing!

Extreme Couponers are not real....

2011-06-18T01:23:00.003-05:00

So, as I am sure you all have seen the TLC show Extreme Couponers....no? I use to use coupons from time to time, but have picked up more within the last few months. Was it because of the show? No. I had not seen it until a couple of weeks ago. I hate going to the store and having cashiers say something like "oh youve been watching that show" No, loser, I am not an idiot sheep that does stuff because I see it on TV. Urgh! Ok---rant done...sort of. I coupon because it just makes sense. I love staying home with my kids, and if couponing helps...I am all for it.

So what about the normal couponer??

Okay, so we can get a few items free if the coupon world happens to align correctly with the weekly ads or clearance items. Doubling coupons in Houston??? Not so much...

Not too fair for us big city folks...Kroger recently revamped their policy stating they no longer would be doubling or tripling coupons anymore in the greater Houston area. This is old news to Houston area avid couponers, but non the less, its whats going on. There is also most often a limit the stores allow you to purchase per transaction as well...."limit 4" for example. Not sure how in the heck the Extreme Couponers get around this...

Randall's doubles coupons...but their prices are high to begin with!! Where is the savings in that? Please...we are not stupid and can add.

Some stalker coupon obsessed hoarder is wiping out my local CVS every freaking Sunday!! By the time the regular couponers show up on Monday morning...there is nothing left. :(

So in conclusion...most people are not able to buy thousands of dollars worth of product for $5 due to smart restrictions and rules from the grocery stores and manufacturers issuing the coupons.

Please TLC!!! Stop this madness so we can all get back to our "normal" couponing lives!

Sooooo what are your thoughts???

Random "Urgh" rant...

2011-06-09T22:31:00.003-05:00

Frustration is something that is sooooooo unavoidable when dealing with people you love. They do the craziest stuff and make the dumbest decisions and all you can do is sit in the corner with your feelings hurt. Whatever.

Do you have a family member who seems to forget the fact that you have been there for them from day one, and will ALWAYS have their back? No matter who we marry, what kids we have, or what interests we may have, we will always love them....

Please don't take the ones that are really your "crew" for granted. If you do, you will be the only one in the end...lonely.

(Pic has nothing to do with post!! hahaha!!)

Dee

Wagon assembly FAIL in the backyard! Joy!

2011-06-02T23:12:00.007-05:00

The Warden finally put our wagon together (the kids have had it since x-mas)

We put it together only to find that 2 of the little red caps for the wheels are bent! I guess I will be calling to see if we can get replacements (as I jot it down on my looooong procrastination list)

We (p-bear) actually put the whole freaking thing together and were pulling halfway down the street when the wheel came loose and popped off...nice. Way to kill our happy moment Little Tikes! har har....just kidding...kind of.

Pretty little crafter

2011-06-01T21:29:00.006-05:00

Just wanted to share a wipes case that I made for myself. A little more tedious with the glue gun then I thought it would be, but I believe that after a couple of times, it gets easier to gauge the glue and fabric/ribbon placement.

I am tempted to buy cases and make more just for fun!

--Dee

Wherever inspiration takes you...

2011-05-31T23:19:00.004-05:00

I use to think that it was lame for stay at home moms to take up activities such as sewing, crafting, scrap booking, etc., until I myself became that mom. I am not sure what the deal is, but I find myself wanting to create all sorts of stuff from tutu's to customized wipe cases. I am trying desperately to figure out my moms sewing machine, and seem to have it pretty much under control but cannot for the life of me figure out why when I put my presser foot down, the fabric continues to bunch up and jam. The sewing machine shop said that it would cost $90 to look at it. I could buy a new one for that much!

I now find myself in the market for a combo embroidery and sewing machine. Hey, if you are going to do it up, do it up big right?

Anyway, I will continue to wait patiently for Brother to send me a machine to review! Wouldnt that be freaking awesome? Following a newbies journey with the machine?? One can wish right?

Being a rock star is hard work...

2011-05-17T23:28:00.002-05:00

Last time I checked I was a rock star...not the celebrity style, but the mommy style. To someone I am the most awesome singer, cook, and cuddler of all time! I am a movie star, puppeteer, actor, chicken dancer, tickler, and chaser! To someone, I am the bravest, strongest, prettiest, and most talented. To someone I am the queen of apple juice and the princess of the diaper bag. Someone thinks that I know how to do everything and know all the answers. To someone, I am a rock star!

Taking up a suzie home maker hobby

2011-05-16T22:30:00.003-05:00

I have been seeing and buying tons of these cute t-shirts with tie appliques for little boys and tots and have been dying to figure out how to make them. Well...lucky me, my mom owns a Kenmore sewing machine that is a tad dated, but if you have seen the sewing machines today they have not really changed that much. Figuring out the threading seems to be the most confusing at this point. I would like pointers!!

Anyone know what type of basic material I might need to get started? I would like to do the tie applique on a toddler t. I will show you how its done as I work through it. Here are some links where you can see what types of shirts I will be making.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/23105482/2tnavy-fine-jersey-t-shirt-with-an

I love simple shirts with fun statement pieces on them, and it just stood to reason that the simple applique style would be best. Soooooo you will get to join me in the next couple of weeks as I get together what I need and set the sewing machine up and ready to go!!!

And leaving you a totally unrelated picture of my kiddos!

Because I am random...

2011-05-15T23:12:00.004-05:00

Why would someone friend you on FB only to turn around and defriend you?? It's creepy, and makes me paranoid! Stop it!

This is the gorgeous and yummy Tres Leches cake to celebrate mothers day!

This weekend was beautiful and I spent most of it at home on the couch. Funny story...The Warden finally put together the kids Little Tikes wagon, and I decided to take it for a spin with both kiddos strapped in. About half way out, I hear this dragging sound...the freaking wheel feel off! (thinking to self) How the heck am I going to drag of carry this monstrosity of a wagon back home??! Bean refused to get out by the way! I decided to send Monkey back to get The Warden while Bean and I stood stranded on the side of the road!! It was hilarious, although you really had to be there!! hahaha!!!

Wondering if this timeout spot is really working...

When did my little girl turn into a tween??!

2011-05-13T15:38:00.003-05:00

Dude, what the heck happened?

2011-05-13T15:28:00.002-05:00

Because I am random...

Its freaking hot in Houston today!

I bought new brightly colored socks today...okay my mom bought them for me!

I made baked chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, and corn on the cob, but I only ate the mashed potatoes.

Bean loves Ghost Adventures...is that bad?

There is this Greek yogurt commercial with a cow/bull drenched in yogurt, and it grosses me out.

A beautiful pic of the Warden and Bean!

The art of egg painting.

2011-04-20T22:53:00.009-05:00

Yes, we painted eggs early this year. We needed an art activity and this seemed to be the most obvious! We started off the day realizing that The Warden had eaten all of the eggs that were originally to be used for decorating, so we took a trip to Kroger to buy more! Exciting...I know, dont envy me.

We used washable Crayola paint and just brushed it on. This is actually a great idea for people who like to eat the eggs...the paint washes right off!

Here are the pics! You will love my Spanish ads that I used for protecting the table against the paint...and Bean.

--Dee

More pictures of the splended event called life.

2011-04-16T23:52:00.006-05:00

I just want to start by saying that sharing pictures is a million times easier then sharing words. I am thinking about a blog makeover...something simple...like me, yeah right!

--Dee

The good life...in pictures.

2011-04-12T22:20:00.035-05:00

How in the world do I begin to catch up!! Here ya go!

Celebrating love and sunshine!

Studying!!

On a biiiiig sand hill!

Roasting marshmallows for s'mores!

Tasty!

Nor real caption...brother and sister.

Playing with the Casio!

Trying to keep the sand with the sand and the water with the water.

Some puzzle fun!

Our color palette!

Pretty little flower!

Bean!

Monkey with her LPS's! Messy hair!

Sleepy time...yeah right!

Helping p-bear sort stuff in the garage!

My beautiful Bean and Monkey!

Bean looking like he is up to something!

He only looks innocent! haha!

Waiting on the kiddos!

Houston Children's Festival fun!

Oh you know who that is! Dinosaur Train!!

Spread your wings and fly baby girl!

I love her little profile!

XOXO - Free2bMommy

Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo!!

2011-03-21T21:00:00.003-05:00

So the rodeo is beyond a big deal in Houston...

Since sissy is on the rodeo committee, I was able to see Rascal Flatts and Brad Paisley! Sooooo much fun and I now have like 10 souvenir beer cups! hahaha!!

I am still a bit on hiatus, but wanted to check in and let everyone know I love them!

Free2bMommy--Dee

Because anonymity is not overrated

2011-02-17T19:53:00.002-06:00

Do you ever wish your blog was anonymous? Sometimes I secretly wish I had a blog with a made up person so that I could be whoever I wanted to be without worrying someone will see me in person and say "so I saw on your blog..."

Not that I mind people reading...I love it, but sometimes...

Dee

Blogs and other Bull

2011-01-13T14:00:00.002-06:00

I always claim that I am great with change, but I am beginning to think that maybe that is not the case. The reason I say this is because just about every time I get a cold, I cant seem to get back on track. I then just spiral from there. I WILL get back into a routine with my blogging. It helps my sanity too much for me to let it go. Although my readers may be weak, it still makes me feel awesome to share! I know that I have been a sucky blogger friend and have honestly tried to stay away from the computer over the holidays...yes I know they are over!

Did I mention my computer crashed?!

Well, I am not making promises, but am going to do my bet to have sane and blog again!

Dee

New 30 - same me!

2010-12-14T12:14:00.015-06:00

Hello all!

I have been moving! Yes, I said it! For what feels like forever, the Warden and I have been feeling super oppressed and downright sqwished in our old house! It was super small and we were literally on top of each other!

To make a loooong story short, we have moved into a much larger home and have not looked back...well maybe a couple of times. Isnt moving sort of sad??

We celebrated our 30th birthdays this year with an 80's themed party! My husband and I have the same birthdays so we decided to invite all of our close friends and do a slide show complete with embarassing pics of all of us!!! I will post a link to that show soon!

For now...here are some of the great pics from the party

Happy Birthday to the hubby and to me!

2010-12-08T13:02:00.001-06:00

Turning 30 today!!! Moving too!! Sorry MIA on blog, but dont have internet set up yet!!!

Dee

Fort Lauderdale fun and sun!

2010-11-23T23:29:00.012-06:00

Here are some pics from our trip to Fort Lauderdale! We have tons more taken from different camaras that I will try to post too! Beautiful place and gorgous beaches!

I loved that you could open your window and let the ocean breeze in the room! Soooo relaxing!

We ordered room service up and Bean decided to lick the cheese off the meat in his burger!!

Waiting for their flight...so sweet looking!

Life and it's challenges

2010-11-19T16:56:00.002-06:00

Hello friends!

Sorry, for being MIA. Looks like I will be reduced to posting only once a week now. With work and the homeschooling, the moments left open for freetime, I would much rather spend hanging out then on the computer.

Will I still share my ridiculous moments and hilariously strange moments? Of course...they will just be spaced out a little bit more.

Thank you for all the great readers and fellow blogger support! You guys rock!

Free2bMommy

If I thought about who might be reading...

2010-11-10T00:28:00.004-06:00

I would never post...you might even say...I would be embarassed!

My life is sometimes unglamorous! Yes, I know, its difficult to believe, but its true. (snicker and snort)

I often do not wear makeup aside from concealer. My hair is seldom straightened anymore, unless I am actually going somewhere. I gain ridiculous amounts of weight while prego, and could easily be mistaken for an oompa loompa. I am a towering 5 feet tall. My eyes are small and without makeup often seem to disappear. My favorite thing to wear are my American Eagle blue jeans with the hole on the right thigh, a white tank with my pink cropped sweater, and my black converse with bright pink sparkle laces.

I firmly believe that less is more, although my mom would seriously disagree. Her favorite words to me are "you need lipstick."

When I think about who might be reading...I get red in the face. I often don't realize what an intimate glimpse into my personal life, I actually give via Free2bMommy. <--insert gulp.

I am such an over sharing punk.

Where are my private thoughts...Friday ADHD Moment.

2010-11-05T12:15:00.003-05:00

Pic from www.Sodahead.com

So, in case you have noticed, I have not been sharing my usual loooong sometimes embarassing random posts recently. Lately, I have found myself heading to bed early and scribbling my thoughts down in a journal that I have kept next to my bed for years and seldom use. I can honestly say that I have had more personal things to share that are better left on paper collecting dust under my bed.

Who would have thought that homeschooling would be sooooo hard! Not hard as in the knowledge, but hard as in the time management and commitment to planning.

Bean loved his X-Mas Elmo Pj's so much that he is already wearing them...

Am I the only one who hates calling customer service for just about anything? They freaking annoy the crap out of me! "For bla bla bla, press 3" "If you know you 9 digit account number please enter it now" "Did you say bla bla bla?" "Im sorry, you have entered an invalid selection" "To repeat this menu press or say yes"

I ate all of my kids kit-kats from their Halloween loot...im so ashamed!

A Bean and a Birthday!

2010-11-05T11:45:00.013-05:00

Here are the pictures from Bean's 2nd "Sporty Elmo" Birthday Party! Have an awesome weekend friends!

The Bean and his color of the week- RED!

2010-11-03T11:34:00.002-05:00

The prints outs are from the "My first color book" from Confessions of a Homeschooler!
This was super easy to do and Bean loved it!
I gathered some of Bean's favorite red items to use as examples. GO TEXANS!

October in Pictures

2010-11-02T19:49:00.017-05:00

Halloween Laterns!

Halloween Cookies and Orange Frosting!

Halloween Crafts

Beans hand bat! Okay so I had to do the cutting but they are his lil hands!

The results of our tombstone art project. The ghosts are freaking SCARRRY!!!!

Halloween Pics and October birthday pics coming up next!

The trick and the not so yummy treat!

2010-11-02T14:40:00.002-05:00

The hubby and I went out this past Saturday, and let me tell you, as a home schooling mother, I get little time to myself. I am not complaining, but I love halloween and look forward to it every year. How freaking awesome is it to be anyone you want to be for one night, and not have everyone think you are nutts? I dont go out often anymore, and my husband and I had about 3 parties lined up to attend on Saturday. Well, I will just say that we had to cut the freaking night short, because my hubbys drinks got a head of him...waaaaay ahead if him.

He motioned to me, that it was time to leave the first party and head over to the others, and I was bummed but totally okay with it at the same time. We said our goodbyes and got in the car...me driving of course. I said "okay, where to?" He said, "home, im freaking tired!" I was beside myself in frustration! I was like the littlest brat ever! I was sooooo mad! Sure, he was being "responsible" for knowing when he was "done," but I on the other hand was having a great time and could have burned him at the stake for ending my evening early. "You tricked me!" I yelled at him, but he was all ready passing out asleep in the passenger side chair. Oh well.

Can you tell im not bitter?

Fatties are gross? I need to weigh in. No pun intended.

2010-11-01T15:50:00.003-05:00

Recently I was walking past my TV when I overheard some trash about an blog author from Marie Claire stating the following regarding the cast of the show Mike and Molly.

“Yes, I think I'd be grossed out if I had to watch two characters with rolls and rolls of fat kissing each other ... because I'd be grossed out if I had to watch them doing anything,”

“To be brutally honest, even in real life, I find it aesthetically displeasing to watch a very, very fat person simply walk across a room — just like I'd find it distressing if I saw a very drunk person stumbling across a bar or a heroine[sic] addict slumping in a chair.”

So since I know you are dying to know what I think about this, I decided to "weigh" in.

I first want to say that I do not have anything against chubbies, in fact, I myself have been a chubby bunny a couple of times in my life (following births of both kids.) I think that it is incredibly important for people to be comfortable in their own skin...no matter how much skin it may be. I also understand the health issue in regard to obesity, and am serious about it when regarding myself and my children. Do I live a perfectly healthy lifestyle? No, but my children and I are within the healthy weight range for our age and heights. That is what I care about the most.

With that said, I actually was mad when I first saw it on TV, and thought something along the lines of this "WTF? What a b%#$h! I hate Hollywood and I hate rich people who thrive on looks and can afford to look however they want while criticizing us mere mortals down to size."

After thinking about it for a while and reading a bundle of blog posts, and news reports regarding the post, I have been able to see some "good" in it. Do I agree with what she shared? No. Do I applaud her for her honesty and respect her opinion? Yes. Do I think that she is doing this just for publicity? Yes.

I think its important for people to always be up front with their opinions about everything. I also think that we would be loads happier as a society if everyone was just up front about their thoughts. Now, do I think that the post was in good taste? No, but I do think that it brings to light an opinion that perhaps many people have, and are just not willing to admit.

Now, with that said, what would I tell her if I could speak with her?

"Thank goodness you are so incredibly perfect. Some people might argue that they would rather not see YOU rolling around with someone, walking into a room, or doing just about anything else. Maybe, just maybe, after your "attention seeking" article starts to lose it's luster, you will actually see how many people are really grossed out and disgusted, by you."

The great debate...the Mexican one.

2010-10-28T00:04:00.002-05:00

While wrapping up my kids birthday party this weekend, I was inspired by a drunken conversation for today’s post. I know people who do not like to be called Mexican Americans…although they are. I also have friends who think that they are the “victim” because of their brown skin. I myself, consider myself “aware” of the country and its views on Mexican Americans, but do not let it define or direct me. Here are some bits and pieces of that ridiculous although rooted conversation.

Drunken 1: I’m not Mexican- American (ßsaid with disgust.) I am an American.

Drunken 2: If I go for a job and a white dude goes for a job, they are going to hire him because he is white and I am Mexican.

Drunken 3: Dude, y’all are stupid.

Drunken 1: I am Spanish.

Drunken 2: Did you know that Mexicans are of Spanish and Indian decent?

Drunken 3: They don’t care that you are American. When they see you, they will assume you are Mexican…like a real Mexican!

Sober Dee- Lets agree to disagree…now go home Mexicans!

Did you know that we (Mex-Amer) even talked about stuff like this? It’s amazing how the Mexican American people are divided among themselves on issues of ethnicity and immigration. Just thought I would share.

Eating too much crap!

2010-10-27T14:15:00.002-05:00

For some reason my horrible eating habits start in October and dont seize until the new year! I have eaten soooo much freaking candy and junk over the past couple of weeks, and I feel like crap! I am intent on detoxing myself today! With my sons birthday party having just passed, we were left with tons of candy, rice krispy treats, candy trail mix, and oreo cookies, that I am going to scream! I seriously have eaten an entire bag of krispie treats by myself!

I am sooooo ashamed!! hahaha!!

Its crazy how bad you actually start to feel when you load yourself up on soooo much sugar! Its just a blagh feeling!! My stomach started to hurt last night and I took 2 pepto tablets. Did you know that pepto can turn your tongue black and give you a horrible taste in your mouth when taken before bed? Creepy!

The worst of the worst, is the large amount of FANTA soda we had left over that I have been working down for the last couple of nights. That is why I dont keep that crap anywhere near me usually!

Okay, done whining about my total lack of will power!

Dee

the big 2

2010-10-25T20:32:00.002-05:00

Happy late birthday Bean! Bean turned 2 this past week on the 21st and we had a big birthday bash for him this past weekend! (explains my absence from blogging)

Some great pics coming soon!

Dee

Don't be one of "those" bloggers...

2010-10-14T14:50:00.007-05:00

Leave it to me to express verbally...well sort of, the evil that tends to rear its ugly face in the blog world. I will first start by stating that lately, I have not been able to visit and read my daily crack of blogs. There are periods (not many,) when life goes from priority to SUPER-priority and of course, tops blogging. For the most part, I would like to think that I have "reserves," times when I spent significant time reading or browsing and commenting on my favorite blogs. There are only sooooo many I can read that have the same old mundane day to day life posts....sorry but some of the experiences are not that eventful or entertaining, but it's cool, because it's yours. I'm sure there are some of my posts, that make you want to flick me. I of course don't care, but that is waaaay besides the point. <---like most of my "pretend to be tough" stuff usually is! ha!

I have a handful of blogs I read regularly simply because they have supported me from the beginning when I had like 10 friends. <---real blog winner. I read a few regularly that have great pics of their families doing cool stuff. There are also my home school/activities blogs that I heart and get ideas from. Last but not least, there are my "bad girl" blogs. These are my extremely guilty pleasures, and lady bloggers from my own heart. These girls are honest to the core, use profanity when needed, have a sense of humor, tend to over-share, and are not afraid to go out on a limb to express an opinion...even if they are out on that limb all alone.

So, the purpose of this post, aside from me having a "serious" moment and typing my same old self righteous, shamelessly me centered stuff?

Warning, possibly perceived (although not) jealous moment coming up...

Don't be a mean blogger. Its important to show gratitude or respect to bloggers who support you. Acknowledge readers who stop by regularly and leave comments, especially comments that indicate they actually read your posts, and I'm not talking about the"hey I'm your newest follower....follow back please." Thank them for turning around and promoting your site by linking up to you and your obvious Rock Star Status!

Remember, its like any other thing...without readers...what are you really doing? Sure, you are "journaling" but would you possibly become involved with your readers if they were to all of a sudden "unfollow" you? Don't be spoiled! Don't use someones content, without even bothering to comment on their original post. Give credit where credit is due, and you will not be hunted and placed on a skewer by me.

Can I get an amen, if ya feel me?! Dee

Who are you? What do you want? Who do you want to be?

2010-10-12T14:15:00.005-05:00

I was inspired recently by a fellow blogger to write this...

To fellow mommas:

Who are you? Are you everything you ever hoped you would be? Are you comfortable in your own skin? Are you confident to take a stand and not fear standing out there all by yourself?

Sometimes we as mothers feel like we have to be a certain way, say certain things, and fit into a particular mold, but guess what? Thats crap. Its totally okay to come home from work and secretly wish you were coming home to a single girls life....at least for one night, for peace, quite, and a good book...or reality show!

When will we as moms stop measuring our own self worth by judging the actions or perceived motivations of others?

So, what are some of the very things that we judge other mothers on? Simple. Style, career, discipline methods, social life, schooling type, relationship status, etc. The list goes on and on. I am in no way perfect (BELIEVE ME!!) but I would advise one thing...do what you want...there is no reason why moms cannot also be people.

Do you ever shy away from being associated with something because you fear what others will think? Well you suck. You are living your life for someone else, and not yourself, and for that...you suck.

Consider yourself enlightened.

Dee

Updates from the semi burnt out!

2010-10-11T19:39:00.008-05:00

I hate getting into ruts where I don't feel like typing and I would rather crawl in bed under the covers and hide from my life. Trying to balance life and its demands is sooooo frustrating and exhausting, or maybe its just me...I'm such a weirdo! Whaaaaa!! Okay I'm done feeling sorry for myself!

I home school monkey and we do pretty good, but then Bean gets tired of being "ignored" that he starts to act up and have screaming fits! He pinches super hard and throws stuff at me! I have been trying the "time out" method (I know some of you are rolling your eyes and some of you are laughing your asses off!)

I am seriously going to stick to it this time. Now I just sound like a tubby contestant on the Biggest Loser! Great, now I just want some cheese cake!

I literally have the kid that has to be with his mother at all times! He cries and throws himself on the floor when I tell him "no," and wants me to carry him at all times! Bean is a serious piece of work, but I love him! I cannot believe that in a couple of weeks he will be 2! I feel like we have been in the terrible 2's for 2 years now! I looooove being a mom, but its stages in development (like the terrible tot years) that make me second guess my choice for more kids.

We made bookmarks!

2010-10-07T11:57:00.002-05:00

Is it strange?

2010-10-05T02:09:00.004-05:00

Is it strange that p-bear and I do random things like placing our barefoot Bean on an expensive lawn mower for no other reason then our own shameless amusement in taking pictures while we laugh our butts off like complete morons? Is it strange that we don't care?

Is it strange that I stay up late after everyone else has gone to sleep and watch scary movies in the dark on netflix from my computer?

Is it strange that I ate a Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream snack this morning before 10am? I could seriously live off of those and Caramel Delights!

Is it strange that I often times avoid eye contact outside my house when my neighbors are out?

Is it strange that I think eating pizza with diet coke is stupid?

Is it strange that I usually dread going to kids birthday parties? Sometimes even when they are my kids?

Is it strange that I would pick doing a presentation for 1000 people rather then talking to a group of 5?

I was just up<--because I am an insomniac psycho, and started wondering how strange I really am. Then of course these thoughts and questions just had to go on Free2bMommy.

MBM - You are a tool!

2010-10-03T21:00:00.004-05:00

Have I left you feeling lonely? Unfulfilled? Afraid? Worried? Abandoned? That is totally normal considering how much time I have stayed away from blogging. Whats it been, like 2 weeks?!

I know that you were most likely crying yourself to sleep with worry about me, right? haha!!

Really though, thanks to those of you who took the time to email me to make sure things were okay.

Now, MBM...

Dear Man with the chubby fingers,

First of all, I was sleep deprived and staring out into goo goo land when you felt the need to not just "beep" but BLARE your horn at me! How rude are you? I think I was there for like a millisecond and you were going off like a big old monkey who just had his banana yanked from him! <===you really did sort of look like this! Then after honking at me, for a more then appropriate time I might add, you proceeded to give ME the finger!! Now, I could be wrong, but shouldn't it be me giving you the finger for honking at me in such a ridiculous manner? Its true that I shamefully puffed my face out and held my arms out in front of me clearly referencing your big belly, but you totally deserved it.

Disclaimer: For the record, I love chubby people!

Mean B_tch Monday - The lady with the furry boots and shorts

2010-09-19T22:43:00.008-05:00

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Okay look, I know that when you got dressed this morning...or this afternoon, you probably looked through an extensive amount of cheap forever 21 clothing to find the "right" outfit, and yes while I will admit that you have a super cute body, the look is just not working for you hun.

First of all, this is Houston. Secondly, you look stupid, and thirdly, this is Houston. We are lucky if we get to pull out our sweaters in December...much less September!

People from up North or West that are new to Houston think that they can pull of the same looks and it be okay...but down here...you just look like a broke down busted Britney Spears...pre comeback.

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur....shawty got low low low low low low!

Your blond hair makes me want to pull it as I stand behind you in line at Walgreens. I have this amazing daydream where I actually have the nerve to say to you "Seriously? What are you wearing Barbie? Would Ken approve?" What would posses you to wear a brown halter, white shirts (after labor day) although more and more people say its "okay," and brown "last of the Mohican's" style furry boots? If Bean could talk, he would say "What the f_ck bia?"

Yes, yes, I know, I am being a b_tch, but honestly, I don't know you, but do you honestly think that anyone on this earth would take your dumbass seriously in that? Maybe that is the point and if that is indeed the case, you may be smarter then I thought.

Now...back to my song...she hit the flo, next thing you know, shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, looooow!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I

Until next time, friends!

Saturday 6 - FMK

2010-09-18T15:07:00.003-05:00

If you dont understand what is going on below...you shouldnt be reading!! hahahaha!! Click Sat. 6 for the 411.

1. F-Dane Cook, M-George, K-Fred Durst. <---and no one would even notice he was gone!
2. F-Megan Fox, M-Jessica Simpson, K-Angelina. <---no apologies
3. F-Charlie Hunnam, M-Alexander Skarsgard, K-Kyle Busch.
4. F-Scarlet, Jennifer Love-Jo, K- Anna. <---not cute
5. F-Nicki, <---she just seemed the skank of the 3! M-Selma, K-Gwen <----overrated.
6. F- T.I. <---cant talk about it! Whooo! M-Dax, K-Marilyn Manson <--dont think he would care!

Don't hate me cause you aint me!

2010-09-18T00:50:00.006-05:00

Why does everyone all of a sudden think that they have what it takes to be an "edgy" "anti-mommy blog" blogger?! <---I just made that up. har har!

You just cant say your usual crap and throw a cuss word in here and there to be a "bad girl" Dig it?

Here are my rules and/or suggestions to doing it the right way. Pay attention freaks!

1. You should NEVER apologize or act on post remorse! It is what it is...deal with it!

2. Learn to use the profanity with grace and street cred suckas! TAKE SOME TIPS FROM CB! You know how some things just sound hilarious coming out of some peoples mouth? Blogging is sort of like that too.

3. Take what your fellow "blog frenemies" say with a grain of BS salt. I hear your sarcasm calling...and I love it!

4. Who gives a shit about making sense?! Do I care that your eye brows are all crunched up and my posts sometimes leave you scratching your head? Nope.

5. I blog for me, selfish as it might sound, and have always said that if people enjoy reading and interacting with me in the bloggy world then that's a bonus...if they don't like reading and do not heart me then they can suck it. A tootsie roll tootsie pop that is...and let me know how many licks it really does take.

This moment of random honesty was brought to you by Dee @ Free2bMommy

YES, YES, YES....I know, I'm sooooo inappropriate! You know you love it! I sure as hell do.

My life and the contents

2010-09-15T23:38:00.003-05:00

The picture above has no relevance...but im weird and random like that.

So, I'm pretty sure that I have some rare disease that no one has ever heard of before and I am even more sure that I have like 3 months to live or something! Anxiety will do that to you!

My days recently have been stressful for lack of a less cliche word to use. I have been fighting off a strong migraine headache for 5 days! Yes I know they are not suppose to last that long.Today it finally subsided, but the after pains and soreness, are still lingering. I saw the Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor yesterday, and he took this weird looking skinny scope and ran it down my nose into my throat, while I watched on in horror though these high tech glasses. I will not lie, I almost panicked a couple of times.

Paranoid, creepy, girl, party of 1, your table is ready.

Now, I will be seeing a neurologist, and I am sure the diagnosis will be as I predicted. I'm a goner. They are not even able to see me until the end of October, and by then it will be too late!!! Whaaaa!!!

Stop laughing!

You know what bugs me the most? Aside from feeling so sick, and wanting to ship my kids to China just so I could have some peace and quiet, I really missed blogging.

It really is therapeutic to "write" it all out. No matter how gross or disturbing it might be. Have you ever been so sick that you literally wanted to run and cry in your room all alone? No? I felt like that this past week. With pbear working so much I felt helpless. Monkey helped out a lot and luckily she works very well on her own or else we all would have been in trouble.

Lastly- since I will be turning 30 this year...yes you read that right, I have been really connecting back to the times of my life that were the most innocent and carefree, and those would be the good old 80's. Here are a couple of the songs that make me think of being a kid (under 10) every time I hear them. Its sort of sad to get older, and I don't mean the aging part, but the fact that you will never relive those moments in your life that have past, ever again.

John Waite - Missing You
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Madonna - Borderline
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Not your mothers review! Just in time for Halloween! Playful Threads Giveaway!

2010-09-15T20:39:00.018-05:00

I was lucky enough to get to review an awesome website that caters to those who are bringing sexy back!

Playfulthreads.com is an amazing website where you can find all sorts of fun items for all sorts of occasions.

I spent an incredible amount of time online checking out all the different things that they have! Okay, so many of us hate to buy lingerie. It’s usually over priced and we never find pieces that actually fit and flatter people of the “normal” size. Some woman are just more comfortable in their own skin then others, and there is nothing really wrong or weird about that. What I liked about this website is that they categorize their items in a way that you can sort and shop for things that you might actually consider wearing. For instance, lets say you are not really comfortable in teddies, or the bra and thong combos, well there are other great options under the Mini Dress and the Chemises and Robes menus, that may make you feel more confident and comfortable.

What I found to be super interesting and for sure a plus…literally…is that they have many of their items in plus sizes. Now, I'm not talking about a small section of like 10 items, I am talking about a large selection! While looking at the larger selection, you will find many items will state, “available in plus size.” I was impressed with the concern of the company to attempt to reach all the female customers, and not just a few.

The pricing was very reasonable! I truly believe that there was something for everyone’s price range. Again, it impressed me that the company was involved in being accessible to all women.

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I will be back soon! I promise!

2010-09-13T22:13:00.003-05:00

I will be back soon! I am still suffering from a sinus headache, that I swear turned into a migraine 3 days ago! This is day 5 and I plan on seeing an ear, nose, and throat doc, ASAP.

Just had to share something that I shared on my fb with family and friends!

Nissan messed up when they failed to knock on my door and get the real "devil in disguise" to star in this video! The hubs and I crack up laughing everytime we see this commercial!! We are both thinking the same thing!! BEAN!!

Sinus pain from hell!

2010-09-08T09:34:00.011-05:00

Picture Credits

Am I the only one on the Gulf Coast that experienced severe sinus pain and migraine from the weather pressure yesterday (Hermine) ?

Q: Are there any links between sinus pressure headaches and barometric pressure?

A: Changes in the air pressure, caused either by the weather or by your going up or down in an airplane can cause sinus or ear pain.

Fortunately, for most people, most of the time, pressure changes causes only minor discomfort.

If your sinuses are stopped up by a cold or allergies, air can become trapped in them. If the air pressure decreases, the difference between the higher-pressure air trapped inside and the lower pressure outside causes an outward pressure, which can cause pain. Going up in an airplane or a fast elevator in a high building causes the pressure around you to decrease. The opposite happens when you come down.

Changes in the weather also causes the air pressure to change. The pressure decreases as a storm is moving in, increases as a storm moves away. (Related: Understanding air pressure)

The relations between air pressure and health is quite complicated and many scientific questions remain.

You can learn more by going to a USATODAY.com story on weather-related pain.
(Answered by Jack Williams, USATODAY.com weather editor, March 30, 2005)

I felt like I was dying yesterday and thought I might pass out from the pain! My face hurt so incredibly bad. It started with minor pressure on both sides of the bridge of my nose and a little behind the eyes, then as the day progressed it elevated to a migraine complete with vision and hearing sensitivity.

I used my neti pot about 3 times yesterday resulting in only temporary relief. Finally when I could not longer take it and was literally in tears crying on the bed in the dark, did I take 2 aleve (anti inflammatory meds) and I went to the kitchen and turned on the faucet as hot as I could, then placed a wash towel under the water and pressed it to my face over my forehead, eyes, and nose.

I then prayed for relief.

The pain finally subsided right before I had to get the kids to bed, and we were all able to sleep peacefully.

I woke up this morning feeling almost 100%. Thank you God.

MBM was cancelled due to me sucking!

2010-09-07T11:59:00.004-05:00

Sorry, for missing Mean B_tch Monday yesterday. I spent all day in the car on the way home from a weekend trip up to Dallas. When I got home, I was pooped, to put it nicely!

I had some great ideas too, after an eventful weekend, believe me!

I was at my cousins wedding this weekend and we had an amazing time! I cant wait to share some pics of my crazy cousins...do I need their permission to do that?!! hahha!!

The pic waaaay above is one that my sisters boyfriend took of us prior to the wedding!

A Friday ADHD Moment...you might be wondering...

2010-09-03T13:04:00.008-05:00

Picture: x0ostangchica811

You may be wondering or criticizing how I can post about homeschool and my kids in one post, then turn around and post "Mean B_tch Monday" in the next. Well the answer is simple...it is possible to love your children unconditionally and be willing to sacrifice everything for them, all while remaining a person with a personality and attitude all of your own.

That's me...in a nutshell. Not really, but it sounded cool.

My kids don't read my blog, and that is the point. Its my time to really be me, and damn it, I LOVE ME! All my thoughts and opinions are not always rated G? See where I'm going here?

Bean seriously hit me in the eye with scissors and he put his chewed gum under the lamp shade! Time out time....wait, how does that work again?

The man at the homeschool store looks really scary and mean, but he is soooo incredibly nice and helpful. The store still creeps me out though, its really small and books are up to the ceiling! Dee needs her personal space...wait, why am I talking about myself in the third person?

I ate 1 slice of margarita pizza and my breath smelled for the rest of the day...there were actual chunks of garlic in it! Tasted good at the time...

Whatever you do this weekend, just remember to be safe, and if you cant seem to be safe for yourself, do it for all the other people out there, who like to play it safe.

The Diary of a Wimpy Lapbook...not really!

2010-09-03T01:35:00.000-05:00

The lapbook is an amazing tool, that I just didn't get until we did one ourselves. Monkey looooved it and I never realized how many different components come into play while making the book. You have a lot of Science <--the subject we chose to do our lapbook on, writing, reading, research, art, computer skills, and story telling.

The lapbook to me is difficult to describe for me. Basically it is a tool that you can use in conjunction with your current study topics, in any subject. We were covering the chapter in the REAL Science for Kids - Level 1 that is on the butterfly. We read and learned about the butterfly and then she was able to put all the different components that she learned into a book with different areas. She was soooo incredibly empowered by this!

If you have noooooo idea what the heck I'm talking about...check out this website! Lots of sites have information about lapbooking, but this site is one of my favorites for newbies.

The basics on making the larger part of the book.

Here is the site where I downloads a couple template pieces. Since this was going to be both of our first lapbook, I wanted to give her a little direction. She is advanced in science, so her favorite part was all of the research and the drawings with labels.

The first 2 pictures are what she started with...

These pics are of her final lapbook. You can see where she used the topics and ran with them. She included butterfly picture cards, some of her favorite facts, life cycle diagrams and more!

All of the little details that she put into it.

We are going to try to do one every couple of weeks and tie it into either a social science or science topic. I really did underestimate the value of this tool!

1st week of homeschooling in pictures...

2010-09-02T17:34:00.015-05:00

Okay, and maybe a few words too! Sorry the pics are not the best. They are all iphone pics...couldn't find camera!!

Starting with breakfast! Monkey opted for waffles.

First day as an official 3rd grader! We set her up in a corner of the home office.

The lapbook project - Butterflies <---more on this soon!

Great monthly calendar, that she can update every day and a weekly calendar, so she knows what her daily assignments are.

This is the only "stage" we got to in our tot activities. Then he proceeded to take the whole crate and throw the pieces all over the room. That was soooo much fun picking up! He may still be too small. It was fun though!

I bought foam multi colored squares and circles from target for $1 each and the plastic shot glasses were a set of 4 for $1 at Target too.

The activity is great for hand eye coordination, stacking, pouring, and a bunch of other stuff he made up himself. Simple. but Bean loved it!

It was truly an amazing first week!

Right on the Walls Winner!!!

2010-09-01T22:23:00.007-05:00

Soooooo, I am a lil late with this announcement...stop shaking your head at me!

The winner, is someone who I was beyond excited to have win! Someone who participates in all of my giveaways, and has been a follower since the beginning. She is one of my favorite bloggers and always has great stuff to share and I love how she relates to my crazy life and even crazier kids!

The winner is #18

Crisc from Just Keep Smiling!

Thank you to everyone who participated, many of you participate all the time, and I really appreciate the support!

Thank you to Right on the Walls for being so generous to Free2bMommy! I am a shopper for life!

Dee

Smelly Towel Review! Yuck!

2010-09-01T19:18:00.003-05:00

What is Smelly Towel Cleaner?

Have you ever washed a large load of towels that perhaps sat a little too long in the hamper or in that pile on the bathroom floor? Urgh! It doesn't take much for the damp towels to start smelling! Have you ever washed those towels and realized that they still have a mildew smell?

Smelly Towel Cleaner was created by the makers of Smelly Washer to specifically remove that musty, mildew smell from towels and clothing. The product is all natural and super safe to use!Just a teaspoon added to a full load of musty towels or laundry makes them smell like new again!

Use just a half teaspoon of Smelly Towel Cleaner as a detergent booster to enhance colors and keep that fresh smell!

My experience: I always thought I was just not putting enough detergent in, but I did notice a difference after using the Smelly Towel Cleaner. Now, it was not an Earth shattering difference, and I am not even sure I would use it regularly, but I have a hubby that loves to go fishing and bring back wet stinky clothes and towels, and kids who swim regularly and love to throw the towels on the floor, and when those times arise, I will reach for the Smelly Towel Cleaner.

Check out their site for more information and info on how to buy Smelly Towel Cleaner!

I received no monetary compensation for this review. The opinions stated in this review are 100% true based on my experience with the item.

Constructive Eating Review and Giveaway!

2010-09-01T18:47:00.008-05:00

I was given the chance to review and giveaway a product from Constructive Eating! Sounds interesting right? It is…for kids that is!

Constructive Eating's bulldozer pusher, fork lift fork, and front loader spoon are designed with function and play value in mind. Textured, easy grip handles and detailing allow little hands to hold on tight. Even the youngest child will animate these construction machines with their true to life color, scale and shaping.

What I loved:
It all boils down to the fact that Bean loved it and had fun while using it! He would point at the utensils wanting to play with them even when we were not eating! The plate and utensils are easy to wash and store. The bright colors are great and lots of fun! If you are like me, and your tot is easily distracted, then this is a great way to keep them involved.

Check out Bean!

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Homeschooling and blogging...hmmmmm.

2010-09-01T09:11:00.003-05:00

Picture: Big Heart by moemoechi

Hello friends! I know you are boarderline pschiatric ward right about now without me updating me blog yesterday! Its going to be okay...breath. Here take one of my happy pills...better? Okay!

I am homeschooling on day 3 and let me tell you...I LOVE IT! I already feel so much more connected to monkey...crazy what you miss when they are at school.

I will update later today with great pics of what we are working on!

I promise to get back on track with my regular blog posts and reading of all of my favs...just be patient and I will heart you forever!

Oh and I have some great product reviews coming up from Contructive Eating, Smelly Washer, and PlayfulThreads.com WITH GIVEAWAYS!!!

Dee

Mean B_tch Monday - Relatives that just dont get it

2010-08-29T23:05:00.006-05:00

If you are saying or thinking "WTF is Mean B_tch Monday?" I wont hold it against you...for too long. Educate yourself HERE!

This week I am keeping it short, not so sweet, and to the point. Why do relatives just not get it?

I mean, really. You are sooooooo annoying!! Stop kissing their asses and act like a normal human being already. Sometimes I want things to be the way that they were, only I don't even know you anymore and I sometimes feel like a stranger around you. We were having such a great time catching up and laughing and then they walk in and you disappear to go sit with them like this little clique of fifty year olds. How is that fair? You are so incredibly spineless. I use to admire you and want to be like you...what a joke.

In the end...it is you, that I feel sorry for.

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Until next time friends!

Mean B_tch Monday...not just yet.

2010-08-29T22:42:00.004-05:00

Sometimes even I find that I have nothing to write for Mean B_tch Monday. Yes, its true. I have spent the entire weekend getting ready for our first official day of homeschool and thought that it would be more appropriate to post about that, rather then be a b_tch. Although...I will have a little bit of that later.

The hubby and I spent all day yesterday, transforming the kids old bedroom into a family office/homeschool room. We sat down with both of them and told them that it was about time they figured out how they were going to support themselves and make plans to find a place of their own. hahaha! No not really, we just shifted them to another room! The room is an average size room, once we were able to get all the crap out of it. This project actually started weeks ago, when we started with phase one, which included throwing out tons of trash and toys that were literally swallowing my kids whole. I swear a little troll was living in there with them.

My hubby being the bad ass handy man that he is, added about 4 electric plugs and ran all sorts of cables and wires so that each desk was well equiped to maintain their computer setup. We are finally printing wireless!! I feel so special and hightech. I still scratch my head at how that is even possible.

Anyway, I already previewed the materials for her first lessons (1 of which I teach-wkbook style) and the others that are all online. Wish me luck friends!

Drunken stories worth telling

2010-08-26T00:46:00.006-05:00

When I turned 18, yeeeeeeears ago! I went to this club that I am too embarrassed to admit to now, with a couple of friends of mine. One was a BFF (of the moment) and the other was this guy that to this day I have no freaking idea why I hung out with. Anyway, we get to drinking (Illegally) and partying and pretending to be grown and before you know it....everything was a freaking blur! We all start dancing with random guys with our beer goggles on, and when it was time to go, my BFF and I start to look for our guy friend who accompanied us. Somehow we had lost him...maybe purposely? I honestly don't remember. My friend and I are all wasted and singing and acting goofy, thinking that we will find him at any minute, as the house lights turn on.

Hmmmm...where is that little ass? So since the crowd was pushing outward we headed out too. It occurred to me that he had been holding my car keys...HELLO party dresses don't have pockets!! So, we decided to go and wait by the car for him to show up.

Ummmmm...one problem...the car was not where I parked it...panic begins to set in. WTF?!! My dad is going to freaking kill me!!!!! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do???!! Think straight Dee...concentrate!! Get it together!!! This is serious!!!

My friend and I are standing there in the middle of this parking lot with drunk creepo guys grabbing at us, honking , and saying all sorts of crap to us. I want my mommy!!!!

We waited there for what felt like an eternity...we asked to borrow someones cell (when cells where not something you just carried around) and I tried to call him...no freaking answer!! That son of a b_tch!!! The lot started emptying out, and as I was about to give up, when I see my car coming around the corner. He opens the door and of course in true Dee fashion, I start b_tching him out. He said something about getting his tooth knocked out by some guy who was dancing with us...bla...bla...bla...

Me: "Oh you want to leave me b_tch? You want to leave me alone and take off in my own car? How about we do this...how about you find your way home? F_ck you!" <---middle finger up!

I left him where he stood...far far far away from his home on the ghetto side of town. Was not the first time and would not be the last...I have left people on the side of the road for far less offenses. Sorry. No actually Im not, I still laugh about it every time I tell that story. Gets better every time!! hahaha!!! Sucka!!!!

Why I suck at being a mom sometimes!

2010-08-25T10:52:00.005-05:00

So, Im sitting on the couch munching on the leftover soggy waffles from the kids, and here comes Bean with his fairly large sailboat.

Me: "Ummmm...why is it wet?"

Bean: "Urh urh urh....grunt grunt." <---while pointing.

Me: "Beeeeean what did you do?" <--I already know his guilty face...I'm getting scared.

Bean silently walks off while still pointing...I follow and step on something wet...its a water droplet. Crap. WTF did he do? I keep walking and see him heading to the bathroom. Please don't go in the bathroom, please don't go in the bathroom!! <---in my head.

He goes into the bathroom and just stands there and grunts. Why is the toilet seat wet with water?

My horrible fear confirmed...apparently Bean was sailing his boat in the toilet. Which in itself is not the safest place for him to be...literally he must have been in there for like 1 minute max, while I sat and stuffed my face watching Barney. We don't leave toilet seat down around here...I have a horrible fear of Bean drowning in the toilet...but TODAY...daddy left it open. Deep breath....let it out.

Me: "BEAN!! GROSS!! Where you playing in the toilet?! "

Bean: "grunt grunt giggle"

Me: "Nasty boy! I mean...uhhh I mean...the toilet is nasty not you Bean, but it is nasty to play in the toilet!"

After throwing up in my mouth a little, I rushed him over to the sink and washed his hands and arms with lots of soap. Luckily only the boat was really wet...his hands, not so much. This would be a first for me friends...toilet play? Urgh!!!

Please tell me you have a toilet play story...

What I like about you blogista Biotch!

2010-08-24T17:48:00.012-05:00

I use b_tch and biotch with the upmost respect, if that even makes sense...

A Letter to All of my Favorite Blogistas!

This letter has a little bit of all of my favorite bloggers! Enjoy!

A good read is hard to come by these days in the blog world. I get bored, and easily smell bullshit through the keyboard, ending in me never reading that blog again! I love reading all sorts of blogs, on different types of subjects as long as they keep it true. I like to see pics of your kids playing in the rain, coloring, cooking, swimming, and doing other insanely kidriffic things! I love hearing the stories about how like mine, your hubby is not always helpful and how your marriage is not perfect or cookie cutter. It makes me feel human, knowing that we are not as dysfunctional as I originally thought. Thanks for sharing the kick butt road trips that y'all take, complete with great beach pics and videos that we all so conveniently leave ourselves out of. Yes, I do care about your drunken escapades and the friend who is a stalker that you cant name because she reads your blog. I am absolutely freaking amazed at the words you continue to come up with using some of the most vulgar cuss words in the English Language...my personal favorite "F_cktards!"

Hearing you complain about your mother in law is hilarious, and can only be topped by a post following an unexpected week long visit from said favorite MIL!! I enjoy reading about your wine, vomit, raspberries, cheerios, Taco Tuesday, sleepless nights, and LIZARDS! I think its awesome that you put too much bubble stuff in the hotel jacuzzi and then proceeded to post pics of the whole thing!! I get the biggest kick out of the fact that you "Comment therefore, you are!" You make me roll around (in my head) with laughter! Thank you fellow bloggers for sharing your shameless moments with me and thank you even more for being unapologetic for being you!

If you could see me, I would be holding up my bud light in its hot pink koozie and shouting "Here is to all of you, you all know who you are."

Dee

How hot is your city?!

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Sculpture by the Sea fair in Tamarama Beach
Created by The Glue Society

It is hot!!! I am sweaty and feel gross!! TMI? Nah!

It was 103 degrees yesterday, and that was not even factoring the high humidity!! So, I see you nodding your head and agreeing. You think your city is hot? Tell me about it! How hot was it yesterday in your city??!! I guess I can let you feel special today.

Yesterday was the hottest day of the year so far, and I truly believe the devil himself was vacationing right here in Houston because DAMN it was hot!! Did I mention it was hot?

I walk inside and it takes me like an hour to cool off, and now its about to rain? WTF is that all about! STOP PLAYING WITH ME!!! I cant take it!!!

ps. Its HOT!

Had to be Mexicans!

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At first I was going to say "only Mexicans would have their kids right in the middle of that, then I saw momma come up and grab their asses quick...not a moment too soon!

Is anyone else grossed out by greasy guys in bikinis?!

Mean B_tch Monday - 10 things I loathe about you

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Its Monday friends! What does that mean...hmmm...if you don't know by now, I am not sure I want to be friends with you anymore...please leave! Muahahahaha!!! Just Kidding! Kind of.

10 things that you might not know I loathe...which means intense dislike or disgust, for all of you "short bus" riders. Try to keep up eh?

TOP 10 THING I LOATHE!

10.) Guys who drive around in a gigantic truck that has the "balls" hanging from the hitch. Ummm can we say gross? Do they have to be flesh colored? My thoughts on this are that these dudes seriously need the shit knocked out of them. <--no reason, just because of their DBness.

9.) People in the motor bank lane, that request withdrawal/deposit slips, pens, or attempts to conduct looooong drawn out transactions in the window. Dude! Get your lazy ass out of the car and walk into the bank freak!

8.) (For those of you with kids) The annoying little plastic and wire ties that come on just about every toy, especially the barbies. Does her hair really need to be stapled down too? <---if you don't loathe this now...you will soon enough. The hubby always seems to be MIA when it comes time to open their toys!!

7.) When I hear comments like "he still uses a paci?" FIRST OF ALL...Yes B_tch, and what?! SECONDLY, in our house its called a "chuppy" (short for the Spanish word for pacifier "Chupon.") THIRDLY, as if I needed to explain myself or my kid to you, he is not even 2 yet loser! LASTLY, its none of your damn business cocks_cker, unless of course you are jealous and secretly want a "suck" yourself. In that case, go away hater!

6.) When people say that they want to get their 2 year old tested for ADHD. Is there something wrong with you? If you did a little research you would see that a 2 year old for the most part is incapable of fully understanding consequence or cause and effect. Stop blaming ADHD and trying to medicate your poor children before they even start school. It's sad and gives those of us who have children with severe ADHD a bad rap. If you don't want to take care of your rambunctious toddler...maybe you shouldn't have had kids.

5.) On that note...and I know some of you may be readers (Dont be mad at me), but...people who continue to have kids that they cannot afford and are supported by the government, actually us. I waited 6 years to have my second child! I was in line to check out the other day and was trying to make sure that all of my items stayed within our dinner budget, only to get behind a girl who was buying like 4 gallons of milk, tons of boxes of cereal, frozen pizzas, among other stuff, then she proceeded to hand over her Lonestar card. WTF?! I told my kids "no" to freaking fruit snacks, and she was buying the whole damn store. How is that fair? I am sick of supporting you! Who can finish that many gallons of milk at one time? I think that is f_cked up and it PISSES ME OFF!

Now just to be clear, I am all for the program when it works the way it is suppose to, but really wish that it was only a temporary offering to people with guidelines about finding a way to support themselves following their welfare period. And that's all I have to say about that <--in my best Forest Gump voice.

4.) The truckloads of people who come to our neighborhood (a Houston Halloween favorite) and almost run over the kids that do live in the neighborhood...including my own! Its all fine and dandy to have such a greatly involved neighborhood and have people who actually drive to us to trick or treat, but AT LEAST SAY THANK YOU!! Urgh! Its pretty bad when the neighborhood residents actually proposed having the day before Halloween for the residents to trick or treat just to ensure a safe time and so neighbors don't actually run out of candy, before the neighborhood kids even get there. <---crazy right? Its pretty bad.

3.) Blogs that never have an ounce of character from the person who writes them. This is totally a personal preference. I know that blogs suit all types of purposes these days, but I try not to follow blogs who never have pictures of their friends or family, or never share an experience or something interesting about themselves. Sure its your choice...I just wont read...its boring.

2.) People who don't want to be at work and so they treat you like crap just because they have to interact with you. These range from the postman to the girl who seats you at your favorite restaurant. In my family I am known for saying "It's not my freaking fault that you work at ______ as a shitty _______ , so get over it or find another job."

1.) SMALL TALK! Everyone that knows me well, knows that I hate small talk with a passion! There is nothing that annoys me more then rehearsed convo like "So, how have you been?" "How is work?" "We are doing fine, you know, just hanging out." "Wow, I love that place" bla bla bla...how do I ever meet anyone right? Well, I have this instant BS meter that automatically clicks and I either like you or I don't...I never pretend one way or the other. <---this should be noted.

What do you loathe, or bugs the crap out of you? Even for "super sweet" people...it really is quite therapeutic.

Until Next Week Friends!

I am taking the freaking green marker away!!!

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The T-Rex has done it again! Not sure why my voice sounds like a maaaaan biotch!

Loving it!

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I am always one of the last people to link up and my blog belongs up top near the "One Crazy Bitch" herself! hahaha!!

Check it out!

Friday ADHD moments

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No makeup...messy hair...you know I heart you!

Remember before I went on vacation, I posted that you could email me any questions you might have for a future post.

Well I received 5 freaking questions! You know I rock right?!

Here they are...Although 3 were anonymous...I decided to keep them all that way.

1.) Why are you always bashing on "typical mommy blogs?" It seems fake and forced.

I don't "bash" on mommy blogs, I just don't want MY blog to be perceived as only that. My blog is about my life, and although being a mom is large part of my life, it is not my entire life. Oh and I am really really fake...trust me.

2.) I like your writing style, it makes me actually want to read it. How do you write this way?

I write just like I talk. Do I know how to write properly? Yes, I do. But this blog is not that serious. I write as though I am talking to one of my friends over a glass of over priced wine, that we are too wasted to worry about. I write as though I am pigging out on carbs with my best friend. I write as though I am yelling at the neighborhood homeless guy to "get a job." Kidding about the last one...maybe. I share...Its what I do.

3.) When will you redo your blog? I'm sick of it already! haha!!

"haha!" WHATEVER! You love it! I will redo my blog when you give me the money to do it. Now go away.

4.) Is there ever anything that you would not want certain people to see on your blog?

Of course there is! I loathe the thought of a frienemy checking out my page just to see if I have gained weight or if I still rock. I hate it, and I know for a fact that not everyone who reads my blog hearts me...but I heart them like a fat kid hearts cake.

5.) What is something that you have not shared with readers and you would like to?

I like throwing cupcakes at people and then running away.

----------------Now I will get on with the Friday ADHD post--------

What does the weekend hold for me? Food? Family? Jail?

Why does the small of my back always itch after a hot shower?!

I laughed almost through the whole movie, Drag Me to Hell
A pissed off talking goat?! Really?!

I was REALLY bummed to hear that Seth MacFarlane is gay. My hubby told me this ages ago when I shared with him how incredibly hot I think Seth is. I am REALLY unbummed to find out that it is sooooo not true! So, I still have a chance!!! hahahaha! Just kidding pbear! Something about a funny vulgar guy...trust me, I am married to one! I should do my research next time!

Have an amazing weekend with the people you love! --Dee

Port Aransas Texas Road Trip - without Pbear :(

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I finally got around to getting my pics from the camera to my computer. Just wanted to share.

Kiddos soaking up the sun!

Bean with his "Beep beep"

Sand castle finals!!

He does not like to go anywhere without a ball!

@ Texas State Aquarium

Pretty flowers Monkey picked out for us to wear!

Striking poses

We are being swallowed by the shark! Soooo life like!

Flossing!

Here is the shark! Can you believe it was anatomically correct?! Ahem...

The infamous Monkey fear pose!

My babies!

Bean has some letters in the mailbox, but still soooo cute! haha!

Little Warden -its scary!

I just haaad to try the famous Avocado and Bacon burger and sweet potatoe french fries from the Port Aransas Brewery Restaurant...featured in Texas Monthly as one of the Best in the Lone Star State! Oh and did it live up to the hype?! YES SIR! The kicker is that the beef is 100% natural and is actually from cattle from the owners ranch! Random?! Yes, but cool!

Lone Star Pride! You really cant go anywhere in Texas without seeing the flag, state, or star! Love it!

"The Shandy" - Half lemonade and half Port Aransas Pop Pilsner.

My darling!

I love this picture.

Ummmm....Monkey caught this thing and we had nooooo idea what it was. Crab? Shrimp? Alien?

Homeschooling. Is it for you and your crew?

2010-08-18T01:00:00.012-05:00

Homeschooling Monkey has been on my mind back and forth all summer long. Why? Well in case you are new to my blog, you might not know that my daughter has a severe Panic Attack Disorder, mild OCD, and ADHD <--textbook ADHD to the highest power. One day she is going to soooo hate me for putting this all out there. Anyway, she has been struggling at school and many of you know that I was in tears about how she was dealing with school and more so, how they were dealing with her.

After a summer of researching, praying, and bitching, I decided that the right thing for my daughter would be to home school her for her 3rd grade year. Am I excited about this? Not really, but I am willing to do anything for Monkey to succeed. I knew people were going to look at me strange when I told them Monkey would not be returning to school but rather embarking on a new style of learning that involved all sorts of different teaching methods.

If you are thinking about homeschooling, and I mean seriously considering, you should be prepared to research a bunch, on state laws, and curriculum options for your child. I live in Texas so the laws regarding homeschooling are easy to understand. Be prepared to be frustrated at how much you do not know regarding homeschooling, but have confidence in knowing that there are sooooo many resources and local groups that can assist you and your child.

Since we are new homeschoolers I bought a book about everything homeschooling, ordered curriculum catalogs, and joined online resource groups. The places where I found the most information was at cafemom and mamapedia.

CLICK HERE for the Mamapedia resources.

http://www.cafemom.com/ is the very first mom online community that I joined. I love cafemom and the wealth of information that you can get from ordinary moms just like you. First you would have to become a member of cafemom, then you would join THIS GROUP called Happy Homeschoolers for what seems like an endless amount of homeschooling information.

It will be your choice in the type of homeschooling you decide. I decided to do an eclectic curriculum which would involve different subjects from different sources. Monkey will be taking Language arts and History on http://www.timeforlearning.com/. These two subjects are all online. She will be taking the Horizons Math for 3rd grade and R.E.A.L. Science for 3rd grade, which are both workbook and experiment based.

The main thing is to keep great records of what your child does on a daily basis. The online programs do that for you. They monitor progress and attendence, but you are on your own when it comes to the workbook style subjects. I just feel that science and math are two things that you have to do hands on.

I know that this seems like a lot of information at once, and it is. Here is a list of some of my favorite homeschool related websites.

Popular Sites to help you pick curriculum <----these seem endless! http://www.k12.com/

http://www.thebackpack.com/

http://www.abekaacademy.com/

http://www.aop.com/

http://www.texasvirtualschool.org/

http://www.connectionsacademy.com/

http://www.time4learning.com/

Organizations that offer great resources!

http://www.americanhomeschoolassociation.org/

http://www.unschooling.org/

http://www.homeschool.com/

http://www.home-school.com/

http://www.thehomeschoolmom.com/

http://www.hslda.org/

http://www.chadd.org/

http://www.autism-society.org/

http://www.nfb.org/

Please feel free to comment with resources that you feel are helpful for homeschooling!

Right on the walls!

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Right on the Walls is one of my favorite sites for the trend that is sweeping houses all over!

Sometimes decorating and updating our homes is daunting. I am always overwhelmed by cost when I begin to actually price what I would like to do to make my home more current. You can imagine how excited I was when I first heard about the awesome trend of wall decals! I found this company through one of my favorite blogs and figured it would be cool to review their product and also give one away!

The company is Right on the Walls and...because they said it best...they are...

A family-owned professional business specializing in design, marketing and print. We are a mac based design studio operating professional equipment & software. We use only the very best quality equipment and materials available in our industry. Because every space is unique, we personally create and manufacture every order to your exact specifications. We are happy to help custom design something just for you!

I chose the decal pictured directly below and have been waiting until we did the repainting and surfacing of our entry way to put the decal up. I am still waiting!! In the interest of time, I have decided to go ahead and do the review to the best of my ability and update you guys later when I get the decal up. Of course we are not the Smith's, but you get the picture!

I loved dealing with this company. They are so incredibly easily accessible and creative!

Every package contains the following items:Product(s) ordered Packing Slip with Order Details Complete Instructions Application ToolPractice Decal

Here is a snipit of other items from Right on the Walls!

One of the coolest things about Right on the Walls is the option online to custom design your own piece! Check it out HERE!

Guess what?! Right on the Walls have created a special discount code to use when visiting our website to receive 15% off your purchase: BR15DCT

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Where the hell have I been?

2010-08-17T00:39:00.005-05:00

I am experiencing one of those moments when you start to feel like never blogging again. Too much responsibility? Really? No, just laziness on my part. Not to mention the fact that lately all I have been wanting to do since I returned from vaca is sleep!! I remember my mom telling me in highschool that I was going to "sleep my life away." That doesent sound too bad right about now.

My "to do" list just keeps growing! Argh! Why go on vaca at all, only to return to a stressful mound of crap to catch up on?! I have boocoo of rings to make, tons of JBF stuff to do, and a house to clean up (the hubby was sort of lost while I was gone.)

I honestly just dont feel very inspired lately...going to bed now. Is summer really almost over already?

Made the decision to homeschool the Monkey<---more on that later!!

For Monkey!

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Her new favorite online obsession! Kind of cute! I guess its okay for them to wear sooooo much makeup since they are after all in costume!

I just had to share!

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Not sure how you will take this video, but I really dont care! hahaha!!

Im back freaks!

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Urgh! Whats up biotches?!

Im baaaaaaaack!!! I spent almost a week basking in the sun and getting browner <--as if thats possible without turning another ethnicity all together!

Relaxed and feeling amazing! Hubby did a really good job of pissing me off yesterday when I returned, although recovered well last night while we had family time on the couch watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid. <---only to rebound today when he bitched me out for "always crying to my mom." What he is really mad about is the fact that someone somehow jacked his credit card number and made a purchase at BestBuy!!! He has the card!!!! Not sure how that is possible!! Whatever, I didnt steal the digits (although I should have) so dont take it out on me freak!

Now, I will close my eyes really tight and pretend I am back on the beach...at least until hubby gets over his PMS.

Oh yeah--Lots of great pics and some videos coming your way from the vaca! Luv ya!

Dee

Q&A not to be confused with T&A

2010-08-09T14:25:00.004-05:00

Image from Google Pics

Since I am going out of town tomorrow....robbers and vandals, do not bother to try to rob me, my husband will be home all week and I don't have shit, so you will be sadly disappointed...I am asking readers to submit questions to me at free2bmommy@hotmail.com about well...anything! I mean that! If you want to know why I'm such a bitch? Ask away. If you want to know how I keep my husband from grabbing me and choking me? Ask away. If you want to know why I think I am soooooo freaking funny? Ask away. No question is off limits, unless is implicates someone else by name...which at that point, I will just change the name and post anyway. <---sneaky sneaky biotches! Anonymous posts will be answered too! <--oh yes, im a badass and such a rebel! haha!

So, please, help me make this interesting and submit your questions. I will be doing the "Q&A Not to be Confused with T&A" post this Friday, so you can submit questions up until Thurs. late night! free2bmommy@hotmail.com

Pic from Google Pics

Love you all, and please do not be too sad while I am gone. Just say no and don't do anything I wouldn't. That doesn't leave much.

Dee

Mean Btch Monday --- too freaking sore and tired

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Due to a bachelorette party weekend at the lake, I am too freaking tired and sore to even think about what to post for Mean B_tch Monday! Sorry y'all!

Random Friday ADHD Moment

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Pic from - Google Pics

I use to be all out of blog juice by Friday and was like "duuuuuh" when it came time for me to post. Then one day, I let my little brain go crazy on a Friday and word vomit covered the page. I loved it! So, here are the ADHD moments of the week...

Saw the dentist today, who is as old as me I might add, and had some work done on the teeth that I grinded the fillings out of...yeah you heard that right...grinded! Luckily, I was able to bypass the root canal...not because I'm a pansy, but because I didn't want to have to pay for that sucker<----such a broke ass! hahaha!

I really really really am seriously considering homeschooling Monkey for next year. I just don't want her in public school and I cannot pay for any of the decent schools around here. <---I mean I could if I took up stripping and standing on the corner every Friday night...KIDDING! Don't go getting all wide eyed!

I do not fear that I cannot handle it, I am degreed...that should count for something right?! Maybe. Is it bad that I am just not sure if I want my kid home with me all day for at least 180 days of school?!! If you said "yes" you don't know my kid. Love able and sweet, but ADHD to the 10th power! <---she sometimes scares her therapist. hahaha!! Just kidding about the last part!

I will be out at my cousins lake house for the weekend. Go on, ask why. I know you are dying to know! Well since you forced it out of me, I am going to a bachelorette weekend party! I will be trashed and passed out by 10pm on Sat. I am sure. <----so classy and a light weight! When did that happen?

I keep hearing weird knocking noises behind me. There are windows behind me with plantation shutters and wide open on top, so it is possible that a 12 foot man (my home is above the ground) is outside my window waiting to sneak in and caress my face!

I will stop boring the shit out of you now and stop writing this post. If you don't hear from me by Monday, you better call my hubby and tell him to start looking for the 12 foot man! Stop laughing! You are going to feel soooooo terrible if it comes true! Biotches! haha!!

Peace <---in a gangsta kinda way! You know I'm gangsta!

Go work for your own money to buy your own shit!

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Dude, why do you steal? Freak! People work really hard for their hard earned cash usually over a good 2 hard weeks of looooong hard hours, only to have you come and take what took them hours to EARN and you steal it in seconds. I never understood theft, but I always attributed that to not ever being in that desperate situation that might drive people to steal. Frankly, I believe some people steal just because, well because they freaking suck and have no respect for other people or their property. So yes, you f_cking suck! My hubby and I are trying to get by and are doing okay, just because we wanted to give you a backpack including a laptop, iphone, tools, and other random items. Consider it an early Christmas present you c_cks_cker! You obviously need it more then we do, and for that, I pity you.

Okay, I feel sooooo much better now. Don't you? No? Okay.

EmbarASSing things to admit I secretly heart!

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Pic by Althena

I was scanning my usual sites to see what I could find of any interest value and came across this article about naming 5 foods you are ashamed to admit you like. Can you tell I'm in bed and hungry?

Check out the link for the article HERE

Since I know you are all dying to know what some of my foods that I am ashamed to admit I like are <--wink wink, I will get right to it. Oh you love it! I actually...do I dare say it? I love Taco Bell <----Latino blasphemy! I am such a disgrace to Mexicans and Mexican Americans everywhere! haha! Just kidding! Sort of. How can I deny the awesomeness of food created by white people and given a "Spanish" name, many of the items you could never even find south of the border. One of my favorites is the most lame of all, the Cheesy Gordita...now we have gorditas <---the food, not the fat chicks, but they are nothing like the Taco Bell created version. I also love the Double Decker Tacos! WTF are those all about?! Gluttony at its best! As if the taco shell was not enough let's randomly wrap a faux-tilla around it and make it even MORE ridiculous! But ohhhh sooooo yummy! Who comes up with this crap?!

I really love corn nuts! The warden and I loooove to eat them in a bowl with lemon all over them! They are messy and loud, but oooooh soooo yummy! I have no idea where they come from and I'm not sure I want to know. They are little kernel looking things so they must be sort of good for you. Right? No? Okay.

I really really really heart the $.99 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's <---what a freaking "fat kid" thing to say! Yes its true, if you give them a squeeze, lots of clear shiny grease gushes out, but all that cheeeese cancels it out...I think. I also LOVE the french fries and don't give a shit what anyone has to say about that! Now, I'm not talking about "Super Size" me love, but I will admit that we eat there once or twice every couple of weeks. Ooooooh sooooo yummy! And what?! <--damn I'm classy!

I really do love a great can of Coke once in a while! I'm not talking a Coke Zero or a pansy Diet Coke, I am talking about the mother of all sodas, the original King of Pop...Coca Cola! Sometimes I just want a Coke and I don't feel sorry for drinking it either...well maybe a little. Shhh..soooo yummy! Oh shut up, you know you like you some soda too! <--again, Klassy with a K.

Okay, so those are some of mine. What are some of your guilty food pleasures?

I showed you mine, now damnit, show me yours!

Pouring it all out on the table and the floor, and where ever else it leaks.

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I feel like I've sort of been pouring my heart out all week. Are you sick of me yet?! You better be nodding no. I figured that since I am feeling particularly sentimental, I would write about why I even bother at all to share personal details with the world.

I use to try writing in a journal when I was in high school. My shrink said "it will help you feel better!" <--whatever. All it helped was the freaking pain in my hands from squeezing the pen too tight. Has that ever happened to you? I have been a nervous and anxious person since I was about 8 years old...yes, I was a freako even back then. I use to obsess about all sorts of stuff, and I would have weird scary dreams that seemed strange for a child to be having. I would get all worked up in dance class when one of the stupid girls messed up and threw the rest of the line off, and felt shrieking fear at night when I knew that my bedtime was nearing. I would actually get sad and scared when it was bed time. I was always afraid that something horrible was going to happen to me, and my parents would not hear me, because they never let me sleep with them! Oh I know you want to laugh, I would!

I remember talking to the shrink (a fat lady that wore way too much bright blue eye shadow) at a young age and her saying "don't you want to feel normal?" What exactly is normal? I told her "you mean not everyone feels nervous and panic all the time?"

I am sooooo off topic its unreal! Focus Dee, Focus! I have always "shared" what bothered me verbally, but sometimes that just gets me into trouble. Now that I can type what I want to say, things just make more freaking sense...to me at least. Its clearer and I can always set the record straight when there is something others might be "wondering" (to put it nicely.) Can you tell that I was gossiped about lots in my teenage and young adult life? Paranoid party of 1, your table is ready! I always felt cheated when I was not able to share my side of the story...now on my blog, you get it straight from the "object of your affection's" mouth. haha! Kidding! Sort of.

Just take a journey through my archives and I am sure you will get your share of drama, and you will be hooked. Or maybe that is just my wishful thinking. Don't we all hope our lives are that interesting? Wouldn't it be nice to know that if your life were a book people would read? Blogging helps me remember my life. I swear I have short term memory loss. I am freaking Dori from Finding Nemo I tell you! Just ask those closest to me.

Now what was I talking about again?! Damnit!!!

It's on fire! Review for

2010-08-03T23:01:00.006-05:00

Okay, so you all know that I do not do reviews often, unless it is one that I think will benefit you guys and galls. Due to a statistic listed later on in this post, I decided to do the review and share the info. Thankfully, I have not yet needed to use a burn cream for my children, but I received this awesome product for reviewed it to the best of my ability and was impressed.

The product is First⁰Degree® Therapeutic Burn Cream

First of all, let me share with you a statistic <--you love them right?

According to a study by the Journal of Burn Care & Research analyzing the demographic, socioeconomic, and situational factors that contribute to the incidence of scald burns in children, the most frequently involved ethnic group was Hispanic by (44%).

Not sure what thats all about, but the Hispanic population specifically, needs to know about a great product to have on hand in the case of an emergency.

This product is a fast, efficient and more convenient way to treat burns when they arise. It is most important to treat the burn immediately. Often times, people do not count on a product to soothe the pain and heal the burn completely. A must have family-friendly product to have always and for as little as $10, First⁰Degree® Therapeutic Burn Cream is the most comprehensive over-the-counter treatment to deal with everyday minor burns. This cream soothes, helps with the healing process, and prevents infection all in one!

I feel really good about actually being prepared for something. If you have a little fireball tot like mine, anything is possible!

I received no monetary compensation for this review. This review is based 100% on my opinion of the product and no one elses.

SodaStream and Etsy Reusable Bags WINNERS!

2010-08-03T22:02:00.006-05:00

Congrats to the winners! I am honored to have so many people participate!

SodaStream Winner!

#140 - Ember! <---dang girl! You are lucky on Free2bMommy! You are a perfect example of more entries = better chance of winning!

Reusable Produce Bags Winner!!
#28 - Eco-Friendly and Frugal -Thanks for entering!!!

2 giveaways that end TONIGHT! SodaStream and trendy reuse bags!

2010-08-03T15:27:00.003-05:00

Okay, These are the last two giveaways that are originally for my 300 followers celebration week!

Who will be the winner?!

Have you been trying to win a SodaStream on other blogs? Unsuccessfully? Enter HERE!

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Winner will be announced later tonight around 10pm central time!

My youtube guilty pleasures

2010-08-03T11:05:00.002-05:00

Why does this seem to be more believable then the original?

In case you missed it...

So stupid its funny!

The Warden and I would have totally rocked this 100% better! haha! The chick lacked the "humor factor"...she was just not goofy enough for it, but her dress was beautiful...I'll give her that!

Why am I so angry?

2010-08-02T23:17:00.005-05:00

I had a rough day today, well actually it was not too bad until my children started to become waaaaay too much for me to handle, behavior wise. I have one ADHD child with NO meds and a tot who will be 2 in Oct.!

To make a loooooong story short, it was like 103 degrees today in Houston and our air conditioner has not been working right since we moved in...5 years ago!

I bathed the kids and the hubby actually helped...well he sat in the bedroom while my daughter took a shower...you know to listen out for her, while I bathed Bean in the other bath tub.

All set, everyone is bathed and cooled off for sleepy time. I get the kids settled in the room reading books and goofing off, and I rush to the kitchen for something to drink. I wanted lemonade sooooo bad! We dont have lemonade, but we have lemons!! I squeeze 5 lemons, add ice and water, and go to add the SUGAR! Wait...WHERE THE HELL IS THE SUGAR??!! Okay, I know we have some, because I spend just about every morning cleaning it up from the hubbys morning coffee.

Me (in the kitchen) : "Babe where is the SUGAR?"

The Warden (in the living room) : "Oh, I dropped it the other day."

Me: "What do you mean you dropped it?" (You motha....)

The Warden: "you know, like on the floor, it fell off the counter."

Me: "GOT DAMN IT!" (URGH!! F_cking bleep, bleeep, bleeeeeep!!)

The Warden: "What?"

Me: "I just squeezed 5 f_cking lemons and now you are telling me we have no SUGAR?! We always have SUGAR!" (Blood boiling! I am about to freaking kill you...gonna "Snap" just like the show)

The Warden: "Sorry" <---in his annoying, not really sorry voice.

Breathe...

I proceeded to see if I could find anything that could satisfy the SUGAR need for the lemonade, tiny packets? Anything? Nothing.

I threw, with incredible force I might add, the cup of lemonade in the sink, and stormed passed the hubby to my bed to write this post! Hey how else am I going to keep from going postal? You are my therapy biotches! No, im not freaking paying you hooker!

Hubby comes in later and says, "do you want me to go and buy you some sugar?" <---in his sincere voice. (I love my hunny!) <---I know, totally bipolar right?! What the hell just sent me off the deep end?! Im such a freak.

Me: "No, its okay, its not your fault, well technically it is (you know I had to go there), but I should not have gotten so mad about that...I just really wanted that lemonade."

because im a post wh_re!

2010-08-02T20:09:00.004-05:00

Because I must share all the time, even when I don't have a topic in mind, here I am. Sharing nothing. Crap! Think. Think. Think.

Oh yeah, is it weird that I am bummed about all of the (what I think is too early) "Back to School" retail campaigns? I must be a weirdo. I am thinking, WTF? Cant these kids relax until its actually time to return to school? I mean, I have been seeing this crap since mid July!

Personally it stresses the crap out of me! (you're shocked that I am stressed right?)

I am always messing things up during the school year and it only serves to remind me that sometimes I still have no idea what I am doing. I hate getting up at the crack of dawn. I hate having to drag my 8 year old out of bed, when I too secretly would kill to crawl back under the sheets.

In terms of getting up in the morning, I have this love hate relationship with my cell phone since it functions also as my alarm clock. I think I turn it off while in a zombie sleep state, and then return to sleep. That can be the only explanation! Either that, or some little creature hiding under my bed comes out to make sure he sabotages my morning by pushing the "ok" button on my alarm, indicating no more need for alarming. I think I like the second one better.

I always forget to check my kids backpack every day and get pissed when something goes on at school and I didn't know about it. Ha! Only to get home and see that the flyer with the information was in the pile of school papers I had labeled as "need to go through." Play it off, play it off.

So, how do you get your kids psyched up about something that you yourself would hate to do? It is so hard to be positive about going to school every day when, lets face it, its freaking boring. Don't get me wrong, I love education and school. I just hate elementary style teachings of the same crap everyday. I have seriously considered home schooling to help my child learn in a way thats not boring or under stimulating. I think I will start my own school and call it Escuela de Free2bMommy.

What is this all about? I don't freaking know, but I feel better having typed it.

Boudreaux's Butt Paste Luv!

2010-08-02T10:44:00.005-05:00

This is a Sponsored Post written by me on behalf of Boudreaux's Butt Paste. All opinions are 100% mine.

Okay yall, I dont usually do sponsored posts unless its a product that I have actually tried and love! I am nooooo poser! haha!

When my son was having irritation on his bottom due to "stomach problems," I would grab any diaper ointment and spread it on. He would scream in pain! I was not sure why, so I called the doctor, and he explained that many diaper creams contain too much of a certain ingredient that actually irritates the skin. He suggested Boudreaux's Butt Paste. Huh? So, I ran out and bought some, and as soon as I used it on my son, I noticed an immediate difference. Not only did he no longer scream in pain, but the rash cleared up over night. It is all I use now, and all I tell my gall pals with kids to use! You can get a free sample at Boudreaux's Butt Paste

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Mean B_tch Monday - The devil made me type it.

2010-08-01T23:54:00.006-05:00

Okay, so in case you have been living under a rock (loser) or never read my blog on Mondays, CLICK HERE to prevent me embarrassing the shit out of you...only proceed once you fully understand....I wont be held responsible for any hurt feelings...continue at your own risk.

Dear bla, bla, bla...

You know how we all have a little angel on our shoulder and a little devil on the other to advise us on how to be good people and do the right thing bla bla bla? Yes? Okay, well you know how we are not suppose to listen to the little devil, but sometimes we would love to share what he advises us to say rather then the boring little angel? (Come on! Be honest!) I decided that I would say some of these things for you during this weeks Mean Bitch Monday moment. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

Again, all of the "characters" in my posts are based on fictional "types" of people and not real individuals themselves, so don't go all crazy girlfriend on me thinking I'm talking about you...that's just sad.

To Mrs. female boss at work who makes all woman professionals look bad...

I know that you are really excited to have this "powerful" position and being the self proclaimed "Queen Bee," but let me let you in on a little secret...no one really give a shit, but you. No one respects you, because all you do is try to scare people into doing what you want them to do. You are unprofessional, petty, and a horrible example of leadership. The fact that you are so incredibly petty about things and quick to get offended by any other females with talent, makes you look like a stupid pathetic bitch. It is because of people like you that woman get labeled as being too emotional, bitchy, petty, and unprofessional for the workplace. Do your job, that you are are so incredibly lucky to have and leave the insecurities at home. I know you don't know what the hell you are doing, but we can pretend for now that you do. <--insert snotty face here.

To Mr/Ms. Road Rager...

What the hell makes you think that where ever you need to go is any more important then anyone else's destination? Does it give you secret gratification to think you are being a "badass," for being a freeway bully? I think its hilarious that you get so worked up over ridiculous crap such as driving. HAHAHA!! <---this is me laughing and pointing at you. I think that it is gut busting that you will be rude in the car and discourteous, yet when we get to the stop light, you wont even look my way. WTF is that all about? I am not confrontational, but I don't start things that I don't intend to finish. Note to the wise: Don't do anything in your car that you would not be willing to do in person. <----I am so freaking gangster!!

To the girl who "just doesn't like me and doesn't know why"

What? You were an idiot when we were kids and you will always be, an idiot. But keep talking, you are making me famous!! Somebody is FABULOUS!! <--strutting biotches!

To the Selfish gal pal...

Not to say that my life is busier then yours, but, my life is busier then yours. You are a single girl, and expect me to be your friend when you don't even take a moment to show interest in my life or show up for something that was very important to me? Would it have hurt so bad to swing by or at least call? Why have friends become to damn self centered and selfish? When did that happen? I am so naive.

To all the people who only read my posts to be creepy hate stalkers that don't really like me...and I know you are there....

Dude, I don't discriminate who my readers are, but you are a fulgy loser...now go away. hahaha! <----me rolling on the ground laughing at you!!

Whoooo! Okay going back to the sweet Free2bMommy...yeah right!

Until next week friends!

Winner of EcoUsable Prize set!

2010-07-30T23:26:00.003-05:00

Winner of the EcoUsable Prize Set!!

Congrats #53

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Thanks to everyone who stops to take a minute to enter the giveaways!

A Friday ADHD Moment

2010-07-30T15:56:00.001-05:00

Its Friday and that means that my mind has attempted to absorb a weeks worth of details, all of which I have forgotten at this point. So, lately I have been using Friday to share my random ADHD meaningless fragments of thought. Hey, they make sense to me!

Apparently a certain credit card company is not too happy with me calling them stalkers and telling their collection people to "get a real job!" They sent me some not so nice paperwork that would appear that they mean business. Whatever.

Went to the dentist today, only to find out that I need $1000 worth of work...that is my portion only! I grind my teeth. I know many of you most likely grind too, but do you grind your teeth so bad that they start falling apart? Didn't think so. I'm such a freak.

I could cry with the amount of stress I am in deciding what to do with my home...do we stay in a home that we pay a crap load to live in and have NO space, or do we sell and find something much larger for less money somewhere else? I hate having to make decisions that I don't want to make.

My son creeps me out...in case you didn't read my last post. He hit me last night like 10 times when I was trying to get him to go to sleep early and because I said "no" to the midnight Oreo just last night. I think he was pissed about the post. Maybe one of his playground buddies sold me out.

Prescription costs can drive you into needing more pills and drinking. Its a freaking pharmaceutical conspiracy!

My mom is impossible.

The Boost my mom gave me for "natural energy" made my belly hurt like, "alien tearing out of my stomach in a diner", hurt! <---I know she secretly wants someone to "whack me." HAHAHA!! Someone watched Goodfellas last night!! hahaha!!

I have said this once and I will say it again. I hate gossip, just call me and ask me. SHIT!

Anything but freaking ordinary- makings of a little psycho?!

2010-07-29T00:00:00.000-05:00

Yes he is 22 months old and still has his "chuppy" and what biotches?! Say something, I dare you! I am pretty gangster. har har har snort!

Urgh! My head is killing me, and I really want to take my tot, place him in a box, and send him to the Antarctica! He is our "screamer." AHHHH! Take me out of my misery!!! He screams sooooo loud!!! Why is he screaming? Well because I am getting after him for slapping me in the face! He has become this little monster!! He hits, punches, backhands, bites, and pinches. Where in the world did he learn this from? He is not even in school! I am going to keep an eye out and make sure I don't catch him torturing little animals or playing with matches.

The weird thing is how creepy he is about it sometimes. He comes up all sweet looking so you let him get close thinking he might give you a besito (little kiss) then he swings his head back and head butts you!!

Don't get me wrong he is also really sweet and loving. His mean side I will call T-Rex and his sweet side I will call Bean. When Bean is around, he love you and hugs you. He gives you kisses and comes up to you and hugs you, just for no reason at all. When T-Rex is around, all hell breaks loose!

It seems that yet again, the word "no" does not seem to be working in my family. Now I will go cry in the corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth until I can make sense of all this madness!

Mexican Hunting...what would you do?

2010-07-28T11:27:00.006-05:00

Okay, so I saw this episode of "What would you do?" on TV last night. You know the show with the creepy guy who sets up all the scenarios to see how people would react, and then we all just end up feeling shitty or pissed off about humanity?

The guy who the story is originally about was an Equadorian man in New Jersey who was beat to death for being ASSumed as Mexican. The practice is called "Mexican Hunting/hopping." It is the hate crime act of seeking out Mexicans to beat brutally. Why? Start honky hillbilly voice here---> For being Mescan and if they are Mescan or look Mescan, they must be illegal right?

Maybe here in Houston you can ASSume that most brown people that you see are Mexican or of Mexican decent. That is plain old geographics and you would have to be an idiot to not know that Texas is one of the most highly Latino populated states. Specifically Mexicans.

These high schoolers decided to go Mexican Hunting and found the Ecuadorian man. They brutally kicked his ass, while screaming out racial slurs. What type of people spawn these losers?

I have a message for you "Mexican Hunters"

I have something for you to hunt...HUNT THIS! Bitches! Ariba ariba! haha! (sorry momma)

Some really cool stuff for you to check out!

2010-07-27T22:03:00.011-05:00

I was honored to be given the opportunity to review Jet Set Babies!!

Who like packing for a trip? If you are like me, you do not look forward to all the things that you are going to pack for your baby. You never know what they might need and frankly, it just uses up more space in your baggage!

Jet Set Babies will take the frustration out of getting everything you need for your babys trip!

Because they said it best...
"When it comes to traveling with a baby or young child, we have thought of everything – no matter what part of the globe you are visiting. Whether your trip is to the beach, a hotel with a pool, camping in the woods or taking to the ski slopes, we offer specialized packages to meet all of your baby’s needs for a long weekend, or a full week. From diapers and baby food to booster seats and portable beds, we ship and track your package to make sure it’s waiting for you when you reach your destination – anywhere in the world.

So, order all your baby travel supplies from Jet Set Babies and say goodbye to jam-packed luggage and excessive airline baggage fees and enjoy the relaxing convenience of finding everything your baby needs, waiting for you at your destination. Guess what? Home Delivery is also available!

Since my kiddos were going to be spending a week at their meemaw and peepaw's house, I chose the "Week at the Pool" package. My parents have a swimming pool, and even though my mom has some things for my son, there were lots of things that they were still going to need for his "mini vaca"

What I think:

I really like that they have different brands and varieties to chose from when placing your order. When you go to order the diapers for instance, you get to choose between a few brands and of course the size. There were even options for the suncreen brand, Take and Toss items, and wipes! I loved that you are given the option to do "add ons" consisting of product extras! I chose the Burt's Baby Travel Kit and love it! I actually had fun shopping online with Jet Set Babies and I think that you will too! <----seriously!

Here is what my son received!
Two jumbo package of diapers in your choice of brand and size
Two tubs of wipes in your choice of brand
Disposable changing pads
Disposable diaper sacks
Beach Ball
2 Squirting toys
Tube or can of sunscreen - I picked the Coppertone 50 Spray
Package of swimmers
Choice of The First Years 6 - 7 oz. disposable spill proof cups, 4 - 10 oz. disposable cups, or 4 - disposable straw cups
Choice of utensils including The First Years set of Take & Toss Spoon/Fork
The First Years Take & Toss Bowls w/lids (6 count)
Pampers Bibsters (32 count)
Wet Ones Singles (24 count)
Choice of baby bath/shampoo
Munchkin Bath Tub (baby not included) (tub not intended for use as a pool toy)

You will really have to check it out yourself to see how awesome the service is!

They have an great blog to check out to! http://jetsetbabies.blogspot.com/

Guess what? Jet Set Babies has agreed to offer a 15% off your purchase with the code: free2bmommy and the free shipping on orders $75 and up!

Thank you to Jet Set Babies for being awesome enough to let us review an awesome service! We were given no monetary compensation for this review. Everything in this review is 100% true based on my personal experience.

Is following for a follow really following?

2010-07-26T22:26:00.006-05:00

Picture borrowed from: http://www.nataliedee.com/

FIRST- Thank you to everyone who took the time to check out my blog and follow it, actually thanks to anyone who actually reads regularly or when they are bored at work and have nothing better to do. Hey, I'll take it! haha!

I have been on the fence lately about participating in these "follow me" posts that it seems many are doing to gain followship...is that a word? I have done a few myself and have found some great blogs by it, but after a while, I started feeling straight up dirty for it. (don't you roll your eyes at me girl!"

Here is what I mean, "I am your like newest follower, like follow me back too okay?" Its kinda embarassingly juvenile. Sorry. No, actually you know that I'm not. Stop acting offended, I have lots of blogista friends who participate in these regularly, and it doent make me stalk them any less, its just the way I see it.

I have to ask myself what is more important? Having lots of "followers" or having real people who actually choose to read and appreciate my blog? I know, break out the Kumbaya and hand holding right?! Biotches!

Of course, naturally when I made the decision to slow down on the "Following on Steroids" I noticed a dramatic halt of new followers. Depressing as it is, at least now I am truley excited when I get a new followers. Why? I know that they found Free2bMommy somehow and decided to follow regardless of whether or not, I would follow them. I know, I know, if I dont like them, dont participate, right? Well, I dont want to say that either, because maybe one day when Im feeling downy dumps and start to think my blog needs validation or I need an ego boost, I may decide to jump back on board.

I just don't want people to follow me, because they feel that they have to. WTF is that about? I have seen however some pretty awesome posts that are sort of like these "Freakazoid Follow Posts," only there are no "rules" and it is just a chance to get out into the blog community and check out new blogs and meet new bloggers. <---this makes sense.

So once again, I have torn up and questioned a truly popular practice among "Mommy Blogs," but someone had to say it right? As Danielle from the Real Housewives of NJ put it, "Someones got to be the villain, and I am okay with it being me."

Mean B_tch Monday - The little moron Jesse Slaughter

2010-07-25T11:03:00.003-05:00

Hitting y'all up early this time around!!! You love it!

Yeah, you know the drill about MBM, and if you don't (Loser) you can get smart HERE!

Jesse Slaughter is a screen name BTW.

Have you heard about Jesse Slaughter AKA - the 11 year old who got in waaaaaay too deep on YouTube for being a little moron? Well, the truth is, it's not her fault that she got on YouTube and talked smack. Frankly, I too would have jumped on YouTube (if they had YouTube in the nineties) if my parents were hillbillies and didn't care what I did. Personally, after watching the video, I thought it was almost comical. Sorry. Seriously though, death threats? Come on losers from the deep woods of Alabama! Stop being country weirdos! Sorry if you are from Alabama...it was the first psycho state I could think of and when I asked PBear what the first country, back woods, ignorant state he could think of...he said Alabama or Arkansas. hahahaha!! Stop acting offended!

Ahem...anyway, this 11 year old was getting all sorts of hateful mail and people calling her house and threatening to do horrific things to her and her family. Seriously? Someone should really go out to their Alabama barn and grab a big ol pitch fork to hit your ass in the face with! Maybe that would knock some sense into you! She is 11 for freaking sake! Harassing a kid? Who just does that you sick f_cks!

Who cares if she said she would "stick a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie with it!" That's just normal 11 year old behavior right? No? Okay. Well at any rate, there is a follow up video which may have been removed already, but in the follow up video her deliverance toothless dad is in the background yelling something about "backtrackin" somebody. Hmmm...don't know what that's all about. Calm down old man.

Note to parents with kids vlogging or making random video crap: make sure that little Tommy is not in his room threatening strangers and saying how "jealous" everyone is of him for being "prettier and having more fans" then his fellow YouTubers. People (CooCoo's) tend to sort of get pissed about those sorts of things. The real world is out there, and those loonies will eat Tommy up and spit him back out before he even knows what happened! Just ask Jesse Slaughter.

WTF do you think?

Fun on Sunday Freaks!

2010-07-25T01:45:00.002-05:00

Because I freaking felt like being skankylicious today! I heart Boobies, Babies, and a Blog, and only she would create a linky with two conkers staring at you!

PBear scaring the crap out of Bean!!

2010-07-24T15:32:00.001-05:00

Just for the sake of sharing! hahaha!!

I guess I will share my girl crush - ijustine!

2010-07-24T10:40:00.002-05:00

I heart ijustine on youtube! I watch all her videos regularly and she makes me freaking hurt myself laughing!! har har! Most of the people on youtube just annoy the shit out of me, and you may find her really annoying, but I think she rocks! No offense to blond hair white peeps: Usually blonde girls like her get on my freaking nerves, but for some reason she is goofy and ballsey beyond hair color! Nothing like a blond with b@lls!

Check her out!

Is anyone else freaked out by this? Big Brother?

2010-07-24T00:53:00.003-05:00

You know the BlogFrog little widget that allows you to see your recent fellow blogfrog visitors on your blog? Yeah, it sort of freaks me out. Now how am I going to stalk you more then once a day without you knowing? Urgh! You should really think about that! Now, when I visit, I feel like I have to leave some sort of comment or else you might think "WTF! That little blogging b_tch, visited my blog and didnt even bother to participate!" Cant have that! If you notice that this happens, it is most likely because I was not so compelled to comment on anything that you shared, although I am more then sure I loved it! Maybe.

Etsy video in real life!! har har!

2010-07-23T12:11:00.002-05:00